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Wednesday, 24 June 2009 // 17:32
Mood: Tired
Music: The Show - Lenka
Happy Birthday Jeannie!
Gaytard is my new word.
Okay so... I went for the SANA course. (Bullshxt) And I had a human jukebox beside me. He's called Ken. He's going gaytard with Ernest (Not the blogskinners' one). Oh chey blehs. *Sarah said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it waS?"* I'm still kind of thinking why she said the 'was' with the 's' in caps.
Just let me tell you something funny about this course. We're not supposed to sit with people from our school. Flattering much? (Throws up) Oh zap, I'm super separated from everyone. Who told me to be so tall! We're in this air-con room with more than seven hundred chairs? Guess so. Because there was... Catholic High, Raffles Girls, Newtown, River Valley, De Yi, Hougang (!) and that's it. Sure tons of people, uhuh.
It's a mixture of almost all uniformed groups and the course was meant for us though. I went there just for the badge. Kapow! Gosh, speaking about the human jukebox beside me, he was singing, "You belong with me... you belong with me..." There was music in the room before the course starts. I wanna box him.
Li Ying was sitting two chairs apart from me vertically. She kept nudging me with her cat smiles and meows. LOL for her. "Stop looking, you butt-fat goop," Ken says to Ernest. Butt-fat? Goop? The instructor, Vic for short, said our groupings would be by horizontal rows. I looked at my row. Two boys. Two gays. One girl (me).
So... I'm the only girl? (Just quit the gay joke) Bullshxt, again.
The lecture started. We had two breaks. One short and one long. During the 1-hour long one, me and Syaza went to Compass Point to grab something to eat at KFC. Mac Donald's full-packed. I ate the Great Value Meal thingum. I can't remember the name well. Syaza had her chips.
We talked about bitchy girls and the KFC guy in front of the packages? (I Wikipedia-ed KFC and he's the founder called... Issac Newton Kentucky. LOL, no, it's Harland Sanders. Click on his name and you'll fall into Wikipedia's site.)
Li Ying called us back to the HQ and we had to hurry. So we ran with our legs that were almost broken? We spot two girls in their unit tees and Guides skirt. One of them had her under-shorts shown. I told Syaza we should inform the girl about that but she said, "You do it." Zapped again. *Under-shorts means shorts that cover your panties when the wind blows hard at your skirt*
Damn, I think the girl heard us or something. She quickly pulls out her tucked-in shirt and rolls it out. But it's a good thing. What if a guy saw it? Embarrassment, you poopie!
We're back at the HQ, the guides (include the girls we saw just now) squeezed into the lift and we went up to the Fifth storey where the teeny weeny HQ is. The room is the HQ. Not the building! It's smaller than our Guides House. (Crappy)
Anyways, we saw my schools' Guides. They were freaking mad at us (kind of) because we're the latest? They didn't say but I can tell from Li Ying's voice from the phone when she screamed us back to the headquarters. But, we're not the last. I think Jia Xin was the last from our school. Who cares? As long as all the Guides were assembled, we can go in.
We went in. I saw the gaytards. I dropped into my seat and it had a 'bump!' sound. Ken stared at me. Gosh, he looks like De Yi (not the school) from my school. But he didn't have the brownish hair. Oh, I think I should fast-forward. Well, the test started and Ken finished early. I think he anyhow did the test... Vic saw him doing nothing and when he checked his paper, he gave him a 'good' thumb. He got full marks. Omigod, so smart?
The test finished and we had the last item, "Role-playing". (Bullshxt again and again) I'm bad at it. But Ken and Ernest made me really into the story. The theme was, "Say 'no' to drugs".
- Me - Victim
- Afiq - Policeman
- Ken - Undercover pretending to be a drug addict
- Ernest - Drug addict
- Matthew (I think so...) - Passerby
Anyways, we're called Bravo Nine. You know: Alpha, Bravo, Charlie and Delta. I thought it's Beta... Zapped! ._.
Syaza's way of saying "Gotcha!" is "Psych!". Pronounced as "Zych". She tricked me when we were going home together. On the bus, we talked about Alex Evans (!) and lots more stuff. Oh, this was the trick.
Syaza: Did you go to the Mr Ng's birthday party yesterday?
Annie: What?
Syaza: It was his birthday yesterday.
Annie: Really? Where did he celebrate?
Syaza: In school.
Annie: Why didn't you tell me?
Syaza: You didn't know?
Annie: Who went?
Syaza: Psych!
Annie: Huh? Who went with you?
Syaza: Psych.
Annie: What?
Syaza: It means 'I tricked you'.
Then she told me about the Jonas show thing. Joe tricked the other two saying that it was their Dad's birthday today. Lols. Then we went home in separate ways!
Labels: girl guides, holiday
